If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every
word you read of this useless fine print is another second off
your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so
empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these
moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give
respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything
you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed
to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your
apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive
shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove
you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become
a statistic.
You have been warned
Interests
waterfalls, trees, animals, social justice, skydiving, motorbikes, freedom, fireworks, music, beaches,
travelling, my girlfriend, my family, puppies
